The Hoarder T-shirt
Long before the Spanish Civil War, Ramon Puyol understood the universal impulse to stockpile. Today, The Hoarder takes a slightly different form—shopping carts packed with “just-in-case” supplies, browsers full of tabs no one will ever read, and hard drives stuffed with digital debris from three laptops ago.
The Hoarder is that friend who insists you need six backup chargers, the neighbor who treats every election like the last grocery run before a blizzard, the coworker who saves every file “because you never know.” The Hoarder lives in a world permanently on the brink, one where nothing can ever be thrown away lest the universe demand it tomorrow.
Puyol skewered the mindset beautifully, the anxiety dressed up as preparedness. Wear this tee as a gentle nod to the universal truth that none of us are as minimalist as our Instagram profiles imply.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Modern Hobos
- Email: contact@support.modernhobos.store
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
The Hoarder T-shirt Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
XS
|
27
|
16 1/2
|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|