Bruce the Moose Tote

Bruce has been standing patiently in the Corvallis Museum for years, greeting visitors with the calm confidence of someone who knows he’s the most photographed resident in the building.

Now he’s ready to accompany you to the farmers market, the bookstore, the library, or your next museum visit. Featuring my photograph of Bruce isolated against the fabric, this tote lets Oregon’s most distinguished taxidermy celebrity do all the heavy lifting—figuratively, anyway. You’ll still need to carry your own books, groceries, travel souvenirs, or emergency snacks.

Available in both natural and black, it’s sturdy enough for everyday errands and distinctive enough that someone will almost certainly ask, “Is that a moose?”

To which you can confidently reply, “It sure is. His name’s Bruce.”

May result in carrying home more books than originally intended. Bruce is an enthusiastic enabler.