The Strategist T-shirt
On the eve of the Spanish Civil War, Ramon Puyol created The Strategist as a creature intoxicated by its own plans. It was always charting something—alliances, moves, countermoves—despite the universe’s clear refusal to follow its diagrams. The modern Strategist is alive and well, now equipped with spreadsheets, think pieces, and an unshakable belief that history obeys logic.
You’ve probably met The Strategist at conferences outlining 12-point solutions to problems no one asked it to fix. Or watched it online, where it explains geopolitics using arrows, boxes, and color-coded confidence levels. The Strategist is certain outcomes can be predicted if people would just listen.
Puyol’s satire endures because the archetype never retired. It just moved to digital whiteboards. Wear this tee as a reminder that plans are great, but reality rarely follows the playbook.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Modern Hobos
- Email: contact@support.modernhobos.store
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
The Strategist T-shirt Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
XS
|
27
|
16 1/2
|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|