Mullets of Australia Tote
Australia didn’t just keep the mullet alive—they fed it protein shakes, entered it in competitions, and gave it a driver’s license. From surf towns to mining towns, Gold Coast influencers to outback truckies, the mighty Aussie mullet is thriving. No irony. No apology. Just fabulous follicular flow. Honestly, it’s probably been granted heritage status by now.
This tote celebrates the full lineup with nine glorious mullet silhouettes, each representing a different branch of Australia’s rich follicular tradition. Some look ready to fire up the barbecue. Others seem moments away from explaining why their mate’s ute is “basically fixed.” Together, they’re less a collection of hairstyles than a national treasure.
Made from sturdy cotton with long handles for comfortable carrying, it’s ready for farmers’ markets, bookstores, beach days, grocery runs, or transporting anything else that deserves a little more business in the front and party in the back.
Carry it proudly. The mullet didn’t die—it just moved to Australia, assembled a support group, and somehow became even more magnificent.
More details
- 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
- Fabric weight (8 oz)
- Dimensions: 20″ × 14″ × 5″ (50.8 × 35.6 × 12.7 cm)
- Capacity: 6 gallons (23 l)
- Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Modern Hobos
- Email: contact@support.modernhobos.store
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. The care instructions on the tearaway label may wash off after cleaning. Meets the flammability and formaldehyde level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
- Dimensions: 20″ × 14″ × 5″ (50.8 × 35.6 × 12.7 cm)
- Capacity: 6 gallons (23 l)
- Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
