Bad Ideas Water Bottle
The best stories don’t usually start with a plan. They start with a shrug and someone saying, “What’s the worst that could happen?”
This 17-oz water bottle is for those moments. The slogan isn’t a warning so much as a reflection of our track record. It’s behind missed trains, questionable detours, regrettable dinners, and that one time we definitely should not have gone up that tower.
The bottle itself is ideal for hydrating beverages of all types, or just quietly replaying your greatest hits while pretending today will be different. It’s equally at home on a kitchen counter, hotel desk, or wherever you’re regrouping before making your next perfectly reasonable decision. Durable, dependable, and unfazed by strong opinions or stronger beverages. Pairs well with hindsight and selective memory
Use it proudly. Or at least honestly.
More details
- High-grade stainless steel
- 17 oz (500 ml)
- Dimensions: 10.5″ × 2.85″ (27 × 7 cm)
- Vacuum flask
- Screw on
- Double-wall construction
- Bowling pin shape
- Glossy finish
- Odorless and leak-proof cap
- Insulated and suitable for hot and cold liquids (keeps the liquid hot or cold for 6 h)
- Hand-wash only
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Modern Hobos
- Email: contact@support.modernhobos.store
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
Additional information: This product is made for adults. Keeping water in the bottle for over 24 hours is unhygienic and can result in an unpleasant smell. Hand-wash only. Meets the lead, cadmium, heavy metal, aromatic amines and BPA level requirements.2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
17 oz (500 ml)
Dimensions: 10.5″ × 2.85″ (27 × 7 cm)
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.