The Pessimist T-shirt
The Pessimist is a creature that has never met a headline it didn’t immediately interpret as doom. Ramon Puyol nailed the type—overburdened, dramatic, forever convinced collapse is not just likely but actually scheduled for later this afternoon. Fast-forward nearly a century, and The Pessimist has found its natural habitat—an internet that feeds it a steady drip of worst-case scenarios.
Good news always gets a shrug and a “we’ll see” from The Pessimist, on the assumption that every policy is a trap, and that civilization is running on borrowed time. It treats every weather alert like prophecy, every statistic like a threat, every update a confirmation that we should have learned to can our own vegetables.
Puyol’s creature hasn’t aged a day. If anything, it’s gotten louder. Wearing this tee is a way of saying that, yes, things can be grim—but no, we do not need a running commentary.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Modern Hobos
- Email: contact@support.modernhobos.store
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
The Pessimist T-shirt Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
XS
|
27
|
16 1/2
|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|