The Defeatist T-shirt
The Defeatist has been sighing and predicting disaster since the eve of the Spanish Civil War. Puyol drew it collapsing under its own discouragement, a creature convinced every effort is doomed, every attempt futile, every outcome already decided and somehow disappointing. Nearly a century later, The Defeatist thrives. It has Wi-Fi now. It doomscrolls the apocalypse and treats every inconvenience as definitive proof that nothing good has ever happened, anywhere.
You’ve seen The Defeatist in group chats predicting failure before anyone has even agreed on a plan. You’ve met it at work, where it announces—unprompted—that “management will never go for it.” You’ve stood behind them in grocery lines as it mutters that civilization is in decline because someone can’t find exact change.
Wearing this tee won’t fix The Defeatist, but it will help you recognize its kin from a distance. Consider it a small salute to those who manage to keep going anyway.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Modern Hobos
- Email: contact@support.modernhobos.store
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
The Defeatist T-shirt Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
XS
|
27
|
16 1/2
|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|